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Batman. BATMAN. Can you get me some stamps?
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
I, for one, welcome our new Insect Overlords.
Warriors, come out to play.. Waaariorrsss, come out to plaaay-aaayy..
What do you call a pile of dead kittens? A MEOWntain!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on..
No homo, like your voice tone when you sspeak.
Don't be a spud, bud.
Do you even lift phaggot. U r 1 cheeky kunt m8 I swear I am going to wreck u I swear on me mum's life.
Can't contain the Chamberlain!
Subscrimble for more minceraft.
Are you buying that ironically?
cow.. cowww.. cow- cow cow cow COW COW COWCOWCOWCO- moo.
A cat is fine, too..
A construct? In the Core? That is absolutely unacceptable!
You can't kill Michael Malloy.
My nigga got a house, my nigga got a lake, my nigga we eatin', my nigga get a plate.
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure.
Big Bird was feeling sad. "I miss my nest," he whispered. "I miss my friends."
Rupin wa Moeteiru ka...?!
Why does he wear the mask?
Cover equals hover.
Needs more Towercat.
It's Goofy time!
This is my swamp now.
All your base are belong to us.
Quick, better drink my own piss!
There's something a whole lot scarier out there than ghosts. Me.
My whole life changed in just one day. I was working late one night, at Rupture Farms..
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
But I am le tired..
So.. Akira is an amoeba?
You just activated my trap card!
All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar- bar.
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street. Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat.
Prepare for trouble.. and make it double!
Your helmet does that - that that, that WHOOSH thing! You are a cool toy!
Everything is awesome, everything is cool when you're part of a team!
If you only knew the trials and tribulations we been through. But if you only knew, we real people homey, just like you.
Come on, don't they say the only foolish questions are unasked ones? ..They don't?
That's MISTER Kaneda to you, punk!
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball. Well, if I had a million dollars, well I'd.. I'd spend it all!
I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm a terrorist, oo hooo..
Humanity.. All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women.
There is no spoon.
I can't seem to tell the truth, when I'm wearing more eyeliner than you-hoo!
Are you selling soup or donkey piss?
For God's sake Pox, the name of the game is "Destroy All Humans", not "play some stupid record and keep the kids off drugs"!
You're teaching Social Studies to Freshman idiots.
Argh, I forgot me number 2 pencil for the Scantron test!
I say, Bertie, why do you bound?
Nutted, but she still sugkin.
Ancestors, meaning my ancestors, meaning what?
There's a reason why this board is on the bottom of the list, and that's not because its letter is x.
What the hell? Did something just hit us?
400? I'm coming over, I'll be there in two sec
So, how 'bout that Water Temple, Link?
The athore comments al totol lies!
>mfw OP is running around his house holding his cock screaming, stopping to type with one hand
Life is too short. Don't eat orginary brie.
If you threaten America, you will find NO safe haven.
So ungrateful. If she had as much talent as she has temper, she'd be famous now.
Bückstabüüüüü!! Hol' ich mirrrrr!!
April Fools.. jerk.
I like myself, I'm worth a lot! I like myself, I'm worth a lot!
I guess that IS pretty funny!
You're a better general than I have heard!
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!
Nothing puzzles God.
I wish I had an antacid to just throw at your face.
What is best in life? Smoking a rock and jerking off all over myself.
I say ayy lmao.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
>Can't sell them to the circus because then they'll know I jizzed on my dog.
You have this way of writing paragraphs without actually saying anything.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Do you get to the Cloud District often?
Jedi on the streets, Sith between the sheets.
I don't understand why everybody is so mad at Hitler. After all, he did kill Hitler.
Ooh ooh me, I'll go! That's Mr. Grayson - he's in the BASEMENT!
But seriously, who doesn't clean their belly button?
Say, my name is Boba Fett. I know my shit is tight.
Bollocks to the rules!
Defeating a sandwich... Only makes it tastier...
I'll have to take a look at your content... Once it's ONLINE!!
If you receive any instructions that seem clear as mud to you, it is expected that you will immediately inform your supervisor of what is up so you can get assistance.
I think we ALL think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers... they could've been done a whole lot better.
Finally, I finished writing my first draft. I admit it was a little rough. Well, maybe more than a little rough. To be honest, it was so rough you could sand wood with it.
M. Rachine eats shit by the bushel.
THAT'S SO FETCH
You want I should treat him like white folk?
Liberate yourself from my vicelike grip!
Sucks to your ass-mar!
What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.
Hell, I wouldn't mind flying at 38,000 feet to avoid jokers!
It's like dating your hoodie... But who in their right mind would want to f*** their hoodie?
Not even the Medjai can save you now!
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